Loop Hole

15 Apr 2014 03:18 pm

Author's Comments:

Reply kangel, 15 Apr 2014 03:32 pm

You've got to be smart with genies, they're real old and are kind of assholes (they're major assholes).
(If you're wondering why he has wings and rocket shoes it's because 1. the wings are just for show and 2. he has unlimited wishes and can have both).

I need to find me a genie and make some wishes. I'm going to give Pluto its planet status back and maybe fly around for a bit, thinking about what wishes to make (while I catch pokemon).

User's Comments:

Reply The_mad_one, 15 Apr 2014 04:37 pm

"they're major assholes"

Yeah fuck those slaves who do anything you want for free with just one condition.

Reply kangel, 15 Apr 2014 05:04 pm

@The_mad_one: but if they don't grant wishes they die.

Reply PiMaster, 15 Apr 2014 06:25 pm

I honestly like the original tales of genies better, where they were granting you wishes out of gratitude for freeing them from their lamp rather than out of some kind of obligation. It ties up all of the strange loopholes with wishing for more wishes because they'd just say, "fuck you, you get three you ungrateful prick".

Although they may not care if you ask for a magic artifact that gives you as many wishes as you want...

But that's not to say this comic isn't funny :P

Reply Kittycatz22, 15 Apr 2014 07:48 pm

@kangel: actually my brother exploited that a long time ago.

Reply stickwill, 15 Apr 2014 10:30 pm

I wish for more genies

Reply Blastotron (Guest), 15 Apr 2014 11:16 pm

I'd wish to be a Sailor Scout.

Reply Sapar, 16 Apr 2014 10:20 am

@stickwill: My thoughts exactly.

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