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24 Feb 2015 05:50 pm

Author's Comments:

Reply kangel, 24 Feb 2015 06:04 pm

... shop assassin?


Around Christmas I was trying to reach something from the shelf and it was juuuusssst out of my reach. My finger tips brushed against the box (it wasn't cereal, this comic is full of lies). If only you were an inch taller you'd reach this, the shelf mocked me. Ha ha ha it said (or would have if it could speak).
Anyway, after several minutes of trying to reach the box I knew full well I could not reach a shop assistant came over and offered to get it for me.
And that is the end of this really mundane story I have typed out for you. Were you expecting some kind of punchline or witty anecdote among those letters? There is none of that, just mediocrity. That's all I have to offer. Imagine my autobiography (57 pages of cats and dogs).

If you're curious about my height I am around 7 feet tall. That may seem tall to you but I live in a town of giants. It's all about perspective....

User's Comments:

Reply Drizzt123, 24 Feb 2015 06:09 pm

Shop assassins creed - your mission: get the box for the customer.

Reply Takai, 24 Feb 2015 06:19 pm

@kangel: Kinda figured you would be short but not that short~

Reply kangel, 24 Feb 2015 06:21 pm

@Drizzt123: game of the year

@Takai: shortish (depending who I'm stood next to)

Reply 1ce_k1d, 24 Feb 2015 08:40 pm

@kangel: Jeez you're tall.

Reply Tessu-chan, 25 Feb 2015 04:54 am

7 feet?! That's more than a woman should be! How tall are the men in where you live if you're short compared to others?!

Reply ted the saiyanfox, 25 Feb 2015 07:47 am

even if I'm shorter you I will you for I'm the "Shop Ninja!"

Reply Andrea (Guest), 25 Feb 2015 08:13 am

7 feet??? I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

Reply Ultimate the Hedgehog, 25 Feb 2015 11:38 am

Yup.

Reply CAMLOST, 27 Feb 2015 12:14 pm

7 feet for me is usper tall D: I'm barely 5'3" feet :(

Reply Ayrowen (Guest), 28 Feb 2015 10:19 pm

@CAMLOST: wow i am only 5'0" .... you are lucky

Reply Kukoff, 28 Feb 2015 11:12 pm

It's funny, now that I think of it. Store assistants have access to equipment like hooks and stools. Customers usually do not.

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