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September 5th, 2016, 3:09 pm
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kangel September 5th, 2016, 3:27 pm
Why would you want to be anything other than a cat really. Appreciate the simple things in life like eating, sleeping and catching the microwave 1 second before it screams (and what's inside the microwave? A lemon. A lemon given to you by life, because it just gives you them sometimes. You're supposed to make lemonade but you play by your own rules, you don't juice it you microwave it. The inside of your microwave smells like toilet cleaner).
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Takai September 5th, 2016, 3:35 pm
Just eat that lemon raw without peeling it and tell life fuck you. Then go to sleep because sleep is awesome and your nose is full of lemon so it's best to wait it out.
kangel September 5th, 2016, 3:53 pm
@Takai: Also, if you've got lemon in your nose spiders won't go in there to lay eggs ... or so the legends go.
Warpstar September 5th, 2016, 3:38 pm
@kangel: "Why would you want to be anything other than a cat?"

Why wouldn't you want to be anything other than a cat?
ReaderWriterNerd&Geek (Guest) September 5th, 2016, 9:32 pm
Cats are flippin' super-powered! Being a cat sounds pretty awesome!

I vote you cut up the lemon into slices and suck on them whenever you want your daily sour fix. I like to do that.
Anzar (Guest) September 9th, 2016, 8:35 am
Many cases of human faces I see.
kangel September 13th, 2016, 4:05 pm
@Anzar: they're taking over
MammaOrso (Guest) September 13th, 2016, 2:33 pm
This is SOOO much like my husband. The dark cat, I mean. That's just... HIM.

Now, be sorry for me! Be sorrreeee.... (I mean it - go pity me, now!)
Oly-RRR December 26th, 2016, 12:34 am
Catching a microwave one second before it screams... I do that too :D