It is far too late! The planets have aligned and the signs are clear! You are the chosen one that the monks on some remote mountain top have been chatting about! You are the mistress of cats and are here to plunge this world into a darkness of cat fur! The age of man has come to an end!
/hyperbole
(might have more cats and by might I mean I do. They needed homes and I am weak. Help, the prophecy is being fulfilled!)
Edit: Here are the cats, 2 newbies at the bottom.