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February 24th, 2015, 5:50 pm
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kangel February 24th, 2015, 6:04 pm
... shop assassin?

Around Christmas I was trying to reach something from the shelf and it was juuuusssst out of my reach. My finger tips brushed against the box (it wasn't cereal, this comic is full of lies). If only you were an inch taller you'd reach this, the shelf mocked me. Ha ha ha it said (or would have if it could speak).
Anyway, after several minutes of trying to reach the box I knew full well I could not reach a shop assistant came over and offered to get it for me.
And that is the end of this really mundane story I have typed out for you. Were you expecting some kind of punchline or witty anecdote among those letters? There is none of that, just mediocrity. That's all I have to offer. Imagine my autobiography (57 pages of cats and dogs).

If you're curious about my height I am around 7 feet tall. That may seem tall to you but I live in a town of giants. It's all about perspective....
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Drizzt123 February 24th, 2015, 6:09 pm
Shop assassins creed - your mission: get the box for the customer.
Takai February 24th, 2015, 6:19 pm
@kangel: Kinda figured you would be short but not that short~
kangel February 24th, 2015, 6:21 pm
@Drizzt123: game of the year

@Takai: shortish (depending who I'm stood next to)
1ce_k1d February 24th, 2015, 8:40 pm
@kangel: Jeez you're tall.
Tessu-chan February 25th, 2015, 4:54 am
7 feet?! That's more than a woman should be! How tall are the men in where you live if you're short compared to others?!
ted the saiyanfox February 25th, 2015, 7:47 am
even if I'm shorter you I will you for I'm the "Shop Ninja!"
Andrea (Guest) February 25th, 2015, 8:13 am
Ultimate the Hedgehog February 25th, 2015, 11:38 am
CAMLOST February 27th, 2015, 12:14 pm
7 feet for me is usper tall D: I'm barely 5'3" feet :(
Ayrowen (Guest) February 28th, 2015, 10:19 pm
@CAMLOST: wow i am only 5'0" .... you are lucky
Kukoff February 28th, 2015, 11:12 pm
It's funny, now that I think of it. Store assistants have access to equipment like hooks and stools. Customers usually do not.
Leumas797 March 4th, 2015, 4:13 am
I am actually a shop assistant now whenever I help customers by using a step I feel like I'm not reaching my true shop assistant potential. Thanks
eekee August 3rd, 2018, 2:29 am
You're short at 7 feet tall? Where do you... Ohhh, I know where you live: in Second Life!

I want to be that shop assistant. The jumping one. :3

And yeah, that last panel...