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November 18th, 2014, 5:29 pm
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kangel November 18th, 2014, 5:29 pm
Rule #1

By the way I finally got around to putting up things from cons on my etsy shop, there are prints and things, also a book - https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Kangel (You may even receive cat hairs... oooh)
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Arison November 18th, 2014, 5:37 pm
That is my logic for doing P90x.
karinchan November 18th, 2014, 5:43 pm
One summer I was 100% determined to be able to lift my own body weight so that when I someday found myself hanging off a building ledge, I wouldn't have to pray for Spiderman.
I never met that goal......
Melody-Pika November 18th, 2014, 6:15 pm
That is just as valid a reason as the other people's
The_mad_one November 18th, 2014, 7:25 pm
Your reason is the best one, though.
Tony164 November 18th, 2014, 7:50 pm
They sell sixty pounds of chicken specifically for a zombie apocalypse.

You can also get beef.

Or a pre-packaged survival kit.
andreya225 November 18th, 2014, 8:24 pm
I somehow have a 100% in my physical education class...
I never exercise.
Also i'm cyber schooled so PE is pretty much answering the question "did you preform 3 hours of Physical activity this week" true.
Takai November 18th, 2014, 11:04 pm
@kangel: You mean I might get prints with my cat hairs?! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet~
Deonis November 19th, 2014, 1:44 am
You're reasoning is perfectly acceptable. And remember: you don't have to outrun the dead, you just have to outrun the person next to you.
Unclever title November 19th, 2014, 5:10 pm
Advanced Zombie Evasion :

Practice running with hurdles when ready. Who knows how many dead and turning bodies you'd have to leap over at a moments notice?

Recommended minimum hurdle height: slightly higher than 1/2 the average height of adults in your area or residence.

Armspan is basically equal to height!
The length of a single arm from shoulder to fingertips is less than 1/2 of a person's armspan!

This kind of training should enable you evade any well timed grasps from downed zombies with ease!
MIDOxRI November 19th, 2014, 11:55 pm
I wanna get in shape for the same reason DX But it didn't really occur to me I should also practice jumping and lifting myself from cliffs! Thankyou other commenters O: Sofar my excersize routine only included me running as I'm being late to class/train, but I shall try coming up with more elaborate routines!
Nice-ness November 21st, 2014, 8:35 am
Because reasons.
Babe the Vaporeon November 22nd, 2014, 8:36 pm
Makes sense.
Pashakitty (Guest) November 26th, 2014, 11:49 am
@kangel: Yup, to out run the zombies. That's my reason too. Every one knows the really fresh one's run the fastest, so I gotta be faster. If I do get bit, I will be a fast fresh zombie and no one will be able to get away.

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! See, win win.
Juliano November 28th, 2014, 1:29 pm
I also like to live dangerously Sometimes I run with untied shoes. Not too fast, just enough to be dangerous.
kamehameha (Guest) November 30th, 2014, 10:49 am
Hahahahahahaha omg im gonna die before the zombies can get me
Andrea (Guest) December 1st, 2014, 8:21 am
i mean duh

btw when the zombies come im tripping you.

tyu (Guest) December 1st, 2014, 10:56 pm
bit different I became a free runner and parkour pro just for zombies. gonna need more than cardii.
emdanhan January 7th, 2017, 6:20 pm
Ha! Love the Zombieland reference