Welcome Kit

27 May 2014 04:44 pm

Author's Comments:

Reply kangel, 27 May 2014 05:00 pm

Secret dad club (where they share horrible/amazing jokes and create new ones and all wear plaid sweater vests and smoke pipes).

Back from London comic con/London Expo/MCM London... whatever you like to call it, it goes by many names (not that many really, that's pretty much all of them). It was really amazing, I got to meet so many super wonderful people and be heartbroken when I had to return to normal life. A number of people were surprised to find out I wasn't American.

Love you, bye! :)

User's Comments:

Reply The_mad_one, 27 May 2014 05:24 pm

Hahahahahahaha that vest. :'3

Reply Swagner (Guest), 27 May 2014 05:25 pm

Read it, then burn it. THE ORDER MUST REMAIN SECRET

Reply Linkziken, 27 May 2014 05:57 pm

Amazing jokes.

Reply Alexx (Guest), 27 May 2014 08:56 pm

Oh ho, sir, no thank you. That book is already the entirety of my brain.

Reply jack (Guest), 28 May 2014 05:14 am

yea this actually happened to me. I was given "The Big Book of Dad Jokes" the morning after my daughter was born.

Reply andreya225, 28 May 2014 09:04 am

@jack: really? thats awesome! and congrats on your daughter ^u^

Reply Ynne, 28 May 2014 02:16 pm

I wasn't around for a bit and I swear I re-freshed the page 5 times to see the cat. THEN I noticed it says "can't" ughhhhhhhh

Reply Master_72, 28 May 2014 08:28 pm

Also you're gonna have to take up smoking pipes.

And fishing.

Reply Bucketee (Guest), 29 May 2014 10:42 am

My father must've been the author.

Reply kangel, 02 Jun 2014 05:10 pm

@jack: shh, you're giving away secret dad secrets (congrats on your daughter though :D)

Reply navirla (Guest), 10 Jun 2014 01:50 pm

Reminds me of this one A father and his son are having drinks at a bar to celebrate the birth of the son's first child.

The dad hands his son a thick, leather bound book and says, "son, this book is a collection of the world's greatest dad jokes. Now that you're a father, it's time that I passed it on to you."

The son gets a little teary and says, "oh, Dad, I'm touched." The father responds, "Nice to meet you Touched, I'm Dad."

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