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April 15th, 2014, 3:18 pm
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kangel April 15th, 2014, 3:32 pm
You've got to be smart with genies, they're real old and are kind of assholes (they're major assholes).
(If you're wondering why he has wings and rocket shoes it's because 1. the wings are just for show and 2. he has unlimited wishes and can have both).

I need to find me a genie and make some wishes. I'm going to give Pluto its planet status back and maybe fly around for a bit, thinking about what wishes to make (while I catch pokemon).
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The_mad_one April 15th, 2014, 4:37 pm
"they're major assholes"

Yeah fuck those slaves who do anything you want for free with just one condition.
kangel April 15th, 2014, 5:04 pm
@The_mad_one: but if they don't grant wishes they die.
PiMaster April 15th, 2014, 6:25 pm
I honestly like the original tales of genies better, where they were granting you wishes out of gratitude for freeing them from their lamp rather than out of some kind of obligation. It ties up all of the strange loopholes with wishing for more wishes because they'd just say, "fuck you, you get three you ungrateful prick".

Although they may not care if you ask for a magic artifact that gives you as many wishes as you want...

But that's not to say this comic isn't funny :P
Kittycatz22 April 15th, 2014, 7:48 pm
@kangel: actually my brother exploited that a long time ago.
Blastotron (Guest) April 15th, 2014, 11:16 pm
I'd wish to be a Sailor Scout.
Sapar April 16th, 2014, 10:20 am
@stickwill: My thoughts exactly.
Lottos35 April 18th, 2014, 8:42 am
i wish to get the powers to make self wishes
CaptainObvious (Guest) April 18th, 2014, 2:16 pm
@Lottos35: he will turn you into a genie and you will be trapped in a lamp...
Mango Dolphin May 20th, 2014, 6:23 pm
I wish that the genie rules didn't apply to me.
2BlondieGirl (Guest) June 6th, 2014, 5:39 pm
I support your wish for Pluto's planet status! Pluto is my favorite PLANET and shall ALWAYS be a PLANET!! NO ONE CAN TELL ME PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET!!! IF I SAY ITS A PLANET THEN THAT MEANS ITS A PLANET!!!!!