I am always enormously pleased to find that I am the first person to comment on this page, but then I never have anything to say about the comic. I suggest you tell everyone that raccoons are very fashionable nowadays and see who else follows in your footsteps.
Yep
And this is one of the many reasons why I gave up on makeup all together, even if it makes me feel pretty, it's not worth the time it takes without a ctrl Z on the mirror.
This is me with my beard. You can't just wipe off the results of shaving around its edges. Why can you not wipe off the results of shaving around its edges? The universe is so unfair! :(