Beauty Regime

I am always enormously pleased to find that I am the first person to comment on this page, but then I never have anything to say about the comic. I suggest you tell everyone that raccoons are very fashionable nowadays and see who else follows in your footsteps.

What batman essentially has to do before putting his mask on

You should become a Super Hero!

@gatemaster: I like that he takes the time to do that.

@Light-Called-Hope: Nawh, maybe a super villain. More fun.

How about this:

First do both the eyes like in panels 1 and 2.

Then, decide which eye looks best.

Then, wear an eyepatch over the other eye.

Problem solved.

@kangel: That is true. Of course, a genre savvy Super Villain would be incredibly dangerous.

I imagine that L from Death Note had the same thing happen to him but ended up liking it.

Yep And this is one of the many reasons why I gave up on makeup all together, even if it makes me feel pretty, it's not worth the time it takes without a ctrl Z on the mirror.

Really like this. I simply give up in my 2nd attenptive..

You ma'am have become a panda.

you have become bucky

This is me with my beard. You can't just wipe off the results of shaving around its edges. Why can you not wipe off the results of shaving around its edges? The universe is so unfair! :(