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Sie Sind Das Essen

March 1st, 2014, 5:59 pm
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kangel March 1st, 2014, 6:04 pm
I ate the cake, I did not eat the icing baby. Every time I psyched myself up for it I'd look at the realistic baby face and couldn't bring myself to eat it.

(I was at a baby shower, that's why there was baby cake)
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SilverJettSix March 1st, 2014, 6:44 pm
o–o wwhhhhaaaaaaa?
That purple monster March 1st, 2014, 8:30 pm
I always found those cakes creepy...especially when it was life sized and people cut into the baby cake...
Zelkova March 1st, 2014, 10:22 pm
@That purple monster: http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/m71U2jJp09w/hqdefault.jpg

Why would you ever bake something like this?
Yoskichu (Guest) January 31st, 2017, 2:26 pm
@Zelkova:Now I've seen that image, I will never go to a baby shower in fear of being further traumatized.
Alienoid March 1st, 2014, 11:21 pm
@Zelkova: o.e
Aida March 2nd, 2014, 1:40 am
That cake is so freaking gross I can't even...
Deonis March 2nd, 2014, 3:56 am
All cake is good. You just don't have to look at it to make it taste good.
H0lyhandgrenade March 2nd, 2014, 7:18 am
I can't eat anything that's been made to have a face. No, really. Draw a ketchup smiley face on my chips and I can't eat 'em.
Lox (Guest) March 2nd, 2014, 9:59 am
German title? Du bist, was du isst!
Narkota16 March 2nd, 2014, 12:25 pm
@H0lyhandgrenade: the beginning of your icon fits my reaction.


Also WHY?! Who thought "I know, I'm going to have a baby! Lets go eat some fake babies!"
anonomnom (Guest) March 2nd, 2014, 4:39 pm
und wir sind die Jäger! Not gonna eat anything that looks like it's judging me O-O
catfishcafe (Guest) March 3rd, 2014, 5:50 am
I read this, laughed, thought of making an snk joke, and then saw the title and laughed harder
Alexx (Guest) March 3rd, 2014, 11:39 am
I want babies to know: If you're sleeping on cake, it's your own fault. I will eat you.
Juliano March 3rd, 2014, 11:32 pm
BABALITY! Now don’t worry, folks. The cake is a lie.
bigredzombie (Guest) March 8th, 2014, 12:50 am
this just allows people to get their inner hamster and tiger mommies out of their system without going to prison. still... would have trouble eating, and i like cake.
orangensaft March 8th, 2014, 3:41 am
@Lox: Also wäre es eine Verjüngungskur, die Babydekoration zu essen?
: DDD

@Narkota16: Maybe the shower was organized by a non-mum friend who thought everything had to be baby-themed. : |


I would like to point out that the baby is pointing its butt upwards.

Also, Kelly is dressed appropriately and there are strawberries that no one is interested in?
vema301 (Guest) May 31st, 2014, 9:25 pm
ATTACK ON TITAN
Julia-Sama (Guest) July 12th, 2014, 12:47 pm
UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER

NANNANANAN NAN NAN NAN NAN

... realy? no one?
Flamessnake July 10th, 2015, 12:18 pm
Baby showers are awful and demonic