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How Christmas Stole the Grinch

December 19th, 2013, 1:47 pm
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kangel December 19th, 2013, 1:47 pm
Ho ho ho.

"It's truly a mystery," The doctor did say,
"Why the Grinch's heart grew so much that day."
"It must be Christmas," the people said,
"All these festivities, that's why he's dead."
So Christmas was banned and children cried.
But it's better them upset than learning he'd died.

The Grinch got his way after all ....
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The_mad_one December 19th, 2013, 1:55 pm
He died a hero.
Alienoid December 19th, 2013, 2:27 pm
Big Bang Theory reference?

Also in your comment you misspelled 'He's'.
Master_72 December 19th, 2013, 2:42 pm
And he became the newest ghost to haunt Ebenezer Scrooge...
MecanicalCH December 19th, 2013, 2:55 pm
great...my favorite movie when i was a kid...just great...
Deonis December 19th, 2013, 4:02 pm
That's one sad poem.
BlankSoda December 19th, 2013, 4:03 pm
@Alienoid: More like Robot Chicken reference~
ShinyHoundoom229 December 19th, 2013, 7:04 pm
It's for the better.

No child should ever have to witness bad Jim Carrey acting of that caliber. And in a creepy furry costume, no less...
Quinis December 19th, 2013, 7:14 pm
I remember this; "then he died shortly after because that's a serious medical issue", always been my favourite line. :)
1ce_k1d December 20th, 2013, 12:54 am
@BlankSoda: In BBT, Sheldon states that heart growth is a serious medical issue.
LKWayvern May 22nd, 2015, 8:27 pm
I remember Sheldon said something like that on a Big Bang Theory episode once...
I laughed so hard when I read this.