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On the mark

December 14th, 2013, 11:28 am
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kangel December 14th, 2013, 11:31 am
Their spies are everywhere.
In the tinsel, in the baubles, the topper on your tree.
In the egg nog, in the turkey, in everything Christmassy that you see.

Poetry *jazz hands*

Anything edible I don't keep under the tree anymore. One year one of our dogs ate everything. Everything. And she was perfectly fine (thankfully). Little sod, she was indestructible. She walked away from being run over (literally) by a car completely unscathed and wagging her tail.
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121GWJolt (Guest) December 14th, 2013, 12:22 pm
Last to be first!!!!! Is that dog Underdog's daughter?
Takai December 14th, 2013, 12:53 pm
Was she built like Leonidas? O,o
1ce_k1d December 14th, 2013, 12:53 pm
SHE was indestructible

And do you mean she got ran over and THEN walked away?
kangel December 14th, 2013, 12:56 pm
@Takai: She was small and sort of rectangular. Had a seal face (I think she was a dog...)

@1ce_k1d: Yep, just walked off like nothing happened, successfully freaking out all of my family and the driver of the car.
StrangerDANGER (Guest) December 14th, 2013, 12:57 pm
Wait a sec... If Halmark spies are everywhere...
*glance glance*

Would they target those who know their secrets? DUNDUNDUN

O_O
H0lyhandgrenade December 14th, 2013, 2:34 pm
I did a brief internship at Hallmark. I know their secrets.
ShinyHoundoom229 December 14th, 2013, 7:24 pm
@kangel: Clearly, your dog is Krytpo the Super Dog's daughter.

@H0lyhandgernade: They're in league with the Illuminati, aren't they? Well, at least they're more subtle about it than Microsoft.
kangel December 15th, 2013, 9:39 am
@H0lyhandgrenade: .... you're our inside man.