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October 15th, 2013, 5:44 pm
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kangel October 15th, 2013, 6:11 pm
I'm sorry mini me. Where did you come from? D: Does this break reality or something? I don't know, I am too tired to try and figure it out.

My hair needs cutting. Or does it? I am tempted to grow it long. It will give me strength....
It's not nice hair though. It's only nice (sometimes) if I'm not going out or just before I go to bed. Only then.

I've been buying chocolate again. Lots of chocolate for Christmas - it is on offer all over the place. I must take advantage of these offers now. I've only bought a box of Celebrations, Heroes and Quality Streets so far. I say they're going to be gifts but I think we all know that I am a hermit and, since I can't give chocolate to my cats or dog, I'm going to have to eat it all. (Let's not bring Halloween into this.... those costumed children can have chocolate in the shape of skulls and ghosts from me. Nothing else.)

Good night.
Thanks for reading.
Stay safe, don't listen to strange people on the internet. No one is who they say they are.
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Mister T October 15th, 2013, 6:27 pm
Why would you want a house made of chocolate? I mean you would enjoy the winter and you would never need to go to the store again... but you have cats and dogs that would die eating the chocolate,
you would probally get sick if you had that much chocolate, and your house would either be eaten of melt in the summer. Also first!
I always wanted to say that
Rawr (Guest) October 15th, 2013, 6:39 pm
@Mister T: the house made of chocolate reminds me of willy wonka and the chocolate factory when the story with the indian guy who wanted a palace of chocolate comes up
SassyThePokemonLover October 15th, 2013, 7:20 pm
I think my younger self would probably think of me as a self-centered jerk who can't feel sympathy.

Kids have high standards.
rmo33 October 15th, 2013, 7:25 pm
Having a house made of chocolate is a matter of principle, not practicality. Though I suppose the resale value would go down once it went stale a bit down the road.
orangensaft October 15th, 2013, 8:31 pm
Your hair is different. Why is your hair different. I think I'm speaking for everyone here that we don't like change.

Also, children are insane with their clarity of mind and ability to see through things. So pure. With the right amount of hair. And a chocolate future.

brb getting chocolate
HellstromDrexis October 15th, 2013, 8:50 pm
Even then, you had an Ahoge
Takai October 15th, 2013, 10:15 pm
Is the house to be made of bounty/almond joy? Because if it is I might wanna move in with you.

I am a chicken pasta surprise~
Deonis October 16th, 2013, 12:32 am
Kids, they always see their future with too much optimism in mind. How I wish I could have that naiveté again.
The_mad_one October 16th, 2013, 11:08 am
Unless you become world famous or own every [insert type of objects from child's main topic of interest here] in the world I think there's little non-magical things you can do that will impress a child.

As of non-non-magical things, I guess being an illusionist would help?
kangel October 16th, 2013, 5:53 pm
@Mister T: 8 year old me didn't think this through.

@orangensaft: I dye my hair :u
orangensaft October 16th, 2013, 8:59 pm
@kangel: That's fine, dying makes people look cute, especially when they're all red afterwards. Length is different though. But actually, I thought about it, and if you want you can grow it out. It probably looks nice, because hair is nice and without hair, especially eye brows, we would all look different.
Phoena (Guest) October 17th, 2013, 3:36 am
Does your shirt say "Digimon"? lol

I think 8-year-old me would only be happy with the large number of adorable kitties I have. Other than that, she'd be pretty disappointed with me.
The_mad_one October 18th, 2013, 8:41 am
@orangensaft:
I think you mean to say dyeing makes people look cute. Dying is usually not described as 'cute'. Especially when they're all red afterwards ;)
kangel October 18th, 2013, 9:03 am
@Phoena: It does say digimon :3 I was hoping someone would notice.
I thought it was really funny ._.
Juliano October 18th, 2013, 2:04 pm
A Christmas Kangel Ghost Oh don't be like that. Now, on the other hand, I'm sure the 80 year old you would love you... How many cats do you have again?
Guest October 19th, 2013, 12:43 pm
OH GOD I SEE WHITE CATS RAINING
kangel October 19th, 2013, 1:06 pm
@Guest: ghost cats haunting your computer.
RazorD9 August 27th, 2015, 8:37 pm
To be fair, a chocolate house attracts more of those charity people, cause if you have a house made of chocolate then you must have money to burn.