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September 17th, 2013, 5:55 pm
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kangel September 17th, 2013, 6:08 pm
Don't you just glove puns?
Aha.
ha.
._.

Sometimes I talk to myself, sometimes people observe me doing so.

I attempted to make some gyoza today. They were ok. I ran out of flour so I couldn't make more than 6. What kind of a house doesn't have flour? There's always flour. It's like one of those things that are always in your cupboard even if there's no other food and you have to eat flour on its own because you're hungry. You're sobbing in the corner as you eat the flour because it's so, so dry but your tears aren't enough to make the flour any less dry. It makes you sadder, produces more tears but, mockingly, the flour never changes, it clumps together in your mouth and the more you eat the more it hurts as you try to swallow it. Then your mum comes in the room and tells you to get off the floor and clean up the mess. There's always a mess when you use flour......
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Deonis September 17th, 2013, 6:22 pm
My inner minds understand you. I myself am not yet convinced.
Naya September 17th, 2013, 6:32 pm
I always wonder what people are thinking when they see me chatting to myself.

The voices in my head tell me they think I'm cray and that I should ignore them and continue our philosophical discussion. About pipe cleaners.
Dennis Marshall (Guest) September 17th, 2013, 6:33 pm
nothing to eat Years ago I bought a 20lbs. bag of rice. Then about a month later every meal was paired with rice. Then all I had was rice. Rice with butter, rice with ketchup, rice with mustard, rice with rice. After that I didn't have rice for 15 years!
Zandra September 17th, 2013, 7:54 pm
I've gotta HAND it to you, you are punny. :)
The_mad_one September 17th, 2013, 8:24 pm
"Oh ... someone has Left a glove"

"Left a glove"



Left




glove




....ha....
..ha..ha..
ha......ha
ha........
--Floob-- September 17th, 2013, 8:44 pm
@The_mad_one:

Do you need a hand making puns?
Neon Void September 18th, 2013, 1:00 pm
I'm not sure what's funnier, the comic or the thing about the flour.
Diseasedface September 19th, 2013, 12:40 pm
!!! Those who tell bad jokes get PUN-ISHED. hohohohoho

Howdy there! I stumbled along your comic recently via the smack jeeves award and am delighted by them :D thanks for all the lovely work <3

on an unrelated note! I have so much one sided glove (because i always lose just one glove and in multiple different pairs) that i have FULL GLOVE! (although always mismatched! or two lefts!)
hhehhe
Jennzifur2go (Guest) September 19th, 2013, 12:47 pm
I talk to myself all the time. It's gotten to the point where I don't even care if other people hear me anymore. They're just going to have to deal with the conversations I have with myself. And eavesdropping is rude anyway.
orangensaft September 20th, 2013, 9:31 pm
So you'd be a girl to buy flours for? Haha.. :|
Juliano September 22nd, 2013, 4:06 pm
The Whole Wheat Challenge. On a side note, has anyone ever used the glove compartment to.. well, store gloves? Now I feel awkward that mine is full of CDs, Snickers, random pieces of paper and weird enough, an Army Men. Such a waste of potential. It’s like those doors that has that sign written on them: “this door must remain closed at all times”. Dude, that’s a wall. That’s not how a door works..
Oh boy, I need to organize that thing. It’s so misgloverned.
kangel September 24th, 2013, 5:14 pm
@orangensaft: AHA!!
StygianKnight March 12th, 2014, 8:48 pm
@kangel: Ah, Shakespeare, inspiring us even today.

I don't often physically lol at webcomics this got me. 😄
vema301 (Guest) May 31st, 2014, 9:42 pm
that was glovely.
Andrea (Guest) November 30th, 2014, 6:02 pm
i see what you did there

i glove this comic so much, ive got to hand it to you really (backhanded compliment or what)
LKWayvern May 22nd, 2015, 7:17 pm
All you need is glove(to look like a psychopath to passerbys. Silly passerbys.)