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Sticker Paralysis

July 29th, 2013, 3:40 pm
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kangel July 29th, 2013, 3:52 pm
Who knows where to put stickers? What kind of people are those people??? If you put a sticker in the wrong place it's ruined! You've wasted a perfectly good sticker ....

I made a little store a while ago and thought I should probably order some things myself to see if they are ok (they are nice) but now I'm left with a bunch of stickers and no purpose. I've given a few to friends and family. One is on my laptop. The others .... just sitting there. My life is so hard. So hard. That's basically where the idea for this comic came from. Now you know. Most of the time I just steal ideas from my neighbour. She's really old and doesn't use the internet so she will never know. It is the perfect crime....

God help me if she ever figures it out.
God help us all.
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Zandra July 29th, 2013, 4:03 pm
The problem of stickers Stickers are dangerous.
If you have one you really like, yo have to be careful what you put it on, cause if you get bored with, or lose, that object, bye bye sticker. :(
It's better just to hoard them and keep them in a secret drawer.. :3
SassyThePokemonLover July 29th, 2013, 4:29 pm
When I get an awesome sticker, I just want to put on my head. But if I do that it'll lose it stickiness and be ruined. Such is life. ;n;
kangel July 29th, 2013, 4:31 pm
@SassyThePokemonLover: just get a face tattoo then it'll stay there forever.
SassyThePokemonLover July 29th, 2013, 4:35 pm
@kangel: But then I would have needles in my face. I don't want needles in my face. Those things are sharp.
Deonis July 29th, 2013, 4:55 pm
I thought the purpose of stickers was to get as many of them as inhumanly possible and do absolutly nothing with them.
pat15 July 29th, 2013, 6:30 pm
@SassyThePokemonLover: Try water tattoos, it's like the best of both worlds. Technically you're putting a sticker on your face, still AND it could be something cool like... a needle?
Eimell (Guest) July 29th, 2013, 6:52 pm
I use stickers on envelopes for birthday cards, greeting cards and letters to seal them. My tongue does not go anywhere near those lick strips. Blegh! D: My friends usually enjoy them, especially when I make the stickers myself. :)
SassyThePokemonLover July 29th, 2013, 6:52 pm
@pat15: Oh yeah, man. I forgot about those. They're pretty cool.
jolokiapepper97 July 29th, 2013, 7:39 pm
LOL that's what I did when I bought some stickers for a project. I only used the 'sort of cute' ones for the project and stashed away the really cute ones so that I could do absolutely nothing with them :)
Teal (Guest) July 29th, 2013, 9:09 pm
That is exactly what I do with my stickers.
The_Rah_Monster (Guest) July 29th, 2013, 9:24 pm
When I was young I stuck ALL my stickers on the headboard of my bed. 2 years later my parents uprooted the family to a different continent. Also, my sister cried a lot when my parents painted over her My Little Pony stickers on the wall.
83% of childhood trauma is caused by sticker loss.
u_queen July 29th, 2013, 10:28 pm
Sad story, my brother bought me a japanese shonen jump. I kept the stickers intact for several years. Later I realized they had glued with the amazing postcard that was UNDER them :(
FeelingNatural July 30th, 2013, 6:18 am
story of mY LIFE!!!!
Annabeld July 30th, 2013, 10:22 am
THIS IS SO TRUE. I laughed really hard.
otakulys July 30th, 2013, 10:41 am
I love your comic, and I love the comments you leave about them. Do you do any other kind of writing or film making?
A. R. Valentina July 30th, 2013, 2:07 pm
...I do this.. :< I have sheets upon sheets of unused stickers because I don't want to put them somewhere then decide they would look better on something else.. ;-;

..I still have one sticker that I got from the Doctor's Office when I was 9.
I'm 23 now... =|
I think I have a problem.
Linkziken July 30th, 2013, 9:31 pm
All this talk about stickers makes me think about Paper Mario Sticker Star.
Juliano July 31st, 2013, 7:03 pm
Stick it on each other. The problem is if you regret. The sticker will lose its magical power of.. stickiness and will become useless. Then you gonna have to bolt it down, super glue it, duct tape it, use some bricks or call a gigantic monster friend to hold it in place for you.
kangel August 2nd, 2013, 4:33 pm
@otakulys: Thank you :3 No I don't really do writing. I do like writing though ... I should write more.
MrMonochromatic August 28th, 2013, 4:36 pm
I sympathize. I found a few sheets I'd had for an era and never used. Sometimes you just gotta do it.
Necromartian (Guest) December 3rd, 2013, 10:52 am
When I was young there were theese notebooks with sort of slippery pages that were meant for collecting stickers and trading them with your friend. I wonder if there still are those!
kangel December 3rd, 2013, 1:16 pm
@Necromartian: They do! I've seen them around :D
Melody-Pika December 5th, 2013, 5:20 pm
AGH THIS IS SO TRUE
EEVEELOVER!!! (Guest) February 10th, 2015, 3:53 pm
Ha my sister is the Exact same thing.
princessprt March 4th, 2015, 7:22 am
stick idea @kangel: Stick the stickers on your face
josh (Guest) October 15th, 2015, 1:28 am
Yup. Me again... if you still have this problem with stickers... try tape. Just tape the sticker wherever you want it and if it turns out that sticker location led to the crafting of THE ONE RING... simply peel and re-tape. (Be careful peeling the tape. I've torn a few stickers.) But now in a person who sees a sticker and the sticker speaks to me.... so it generally tells me where it wants to go before I put it there now. O.o