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July 7th, 2013, 8:03 pm
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kangel July 7th, 2013, 8:03 pm
It is 2am what am I doing I have work in a few hours.

Today I saw a fly drowning so I saved it and then I started imagining if the fly was evil. In a small act of kindness I'd doomed us all. How would a fly destroy us all (especially when one of us saved it?) .... I guess we'll never know now.

Flies are assholes, cats are ninjas?
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The_mad_one July 7th, 2013, 8:13 pm
Our kitchen is full of flies lately and we have a lamp set up to toast them.

My constructive input in this matter.
LeifIsAUnicorn July 7th, 2013, 8:15 pm
@kangel: Some people might see it as the opposite. They might say that Cats are assholes and Flies are ninjas. But I personally agree with the first option.
MecanicalCH July 7th, 2013, 8:15 pm
i wonder...why theres so much flies lately?....Dun Dun Dun! 0.o
otakulys July 7th, 2013, 11:42 pm
Aw, that's so nice of you to save the fly. I save bugs, too. Most people wouldn't bother, so that says something about your character as an individual.
AceTh July 8th, 2013, 12:13 pm
When I see a bug I scream. And don't kill because that's even scarier. So I throw it as far as I can. And pray he doesn't come back for revenge.
Frostwings July 8th, 2013, 1:36 pm
I use a vacuum cleaner to dispose of bugs, as I cannot stand the idea of crushing them...gross :(
Jennzifur2go (Guest) July 8th, 2013, 2:42 pm
Lately we've been having lightning bugs get into our house, and there seems to be more each time... At first there would be only one at a time, and I would save them by taking them outside; but they would just keep coming back in. I just figured I was the lightning bug whisperer or something. But now they keep coming back in in groups of 3 or 4, and I'm not sure what they want from me. I'm not even good at communicating with people, so I don't know what they're getting at.
Juliano July 8th, 2013, 6:43 pm
Lady of the flies Now, rule 34 it.. What? The fly is already wet.
Haha.. ha.. my mind is a horrible place.
u_queen July 8th, 2013, 6:47 pm
Once I saves a bee in the same situation... it stung me :|
ShinyHoundoom229 July 8th, 2013, 8:36 pm
When I see a bug in danger, I try and save it. All life is equal, after all.

Except for cockroaches. Those nasty little bastards can go fuck themselves.

@Juliano: My mind is even worse. Who do you think started that Rule 34 joke in the first place?
AngelicDirt July 9th, 2013, 5:57 pm
Yeah, pretty much all insects are evil. Just smush them all. >:P
Potato (Guest) July 10th, 2013, 9:42 am
I got stung by a bee once...the one time I decided to walk barefoot on the grass I got stung on the underside of my foot, obviously the world is against me.
Juliano July 10th, 2013, 4:07 pm
@ShinyHoundoom229: True, true.. But, I could have left it quite awkward if I added some weird biological facts about flies, like.. did you know that some species have penises as large as its own body or judging by the amount, type, shape and position of their eyes, they can see you in any position, at any given moment.. Thank god I didn't say that.
kangel July 11th, 2013, 6:14 pm
@Juliano: @ShinyHoundoom229: There will never be Rule 34 here. This is a family establishment.
@Potato (Guest): I once stood on a slug barefoot D':
MEEP GOD July 11th, 2013, 9:49 pm
@kangel: I think you've lost the right to call this a "family establishment" some time ago... probably at page 25.
Juliano July 14th, 2013, 12:36 pm
@kangel: Ohhhhhhwn.. Well, you just can’t blame a guy for trying.
silverumbreon (Guest) August 24th, 2014, 11:16 am
Hahaha every time a fly gets in our house I get my cat, bring her to the fly, and watch the newly formed entertainment as she proceeds to catch and eat the fly.