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Fashion vs Function

July 4th, 2013, 5:38 pm
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kangel July 4th, 2013, 5:45 pm
How one man used his dark past with pockets to made millions... BILLIONS.
I'm not ok with fake pockets. I own things with fake pockets. They're like a constant reminder of what could have been but never was and never will be.
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IvyDoodle July 4th, 2013, 5:54 pm
I hate fake pockets D;

A part of me dies when I try to put things in them and fail.
Pokemontrainergigi July 4th, 2013, 5:54 pm
I hate it when I buy pants only to realize there are no pockets D:

Heck, I bought a pair of pants that I found out has pockets on the inside. How you're suppose to get things out of your pants without looking awkward is beyond me o-o"
kangel July 4th, 2013, 5:57 pm
@IvyDoodle: Me too ... me too.

@Pokemontrainergigi: Why would anyone do that? That's even worse than no pockets... (Are you sure they're not inside out?)
Pokemontrainergigi July 4th, 2013, 6:00 pm
@kangel: Very sure. It's one of the weirdest things I've seen pants do. o-o"
Annabeld July 4th, 2013, 6:38 pm
Seriously though. Who thought fake pockets could EVER be a good idea?
Complete Stranger July 4th, 2013, 7:24 pm
@Annabeld: People who like the asthetic appearance of pockets but fear that those who use them will GASP, actually USE them and ruin the appearance of said pockets by filling them and causing them to bulge.

In other words, using them.

And it always happens with women's clothing... :-/
Annabeld July 4th, 2013, 8:03 pm
@Complete Stranger: Tsk. Sexist blue jeans. >:[
H0lyhandgrenade July 4th, 2013, 8:21 pm
Must be the same guy who put the fake drawer handle under the sink.
supposed nerd (Guest) July 4th, 2013, 8:40 pm
I'd where 'em
ShinyHoundoom229 July 4th, 2013, 10:25 pm
@supposed nerd: *pulls out baseball bat*

We don't take to kindly to your kind 'round these parts. Why don'tcha take yer pocketless pants-wearin' behind and skedaddle 'fore I wup it outta here?
Sol July 4th, 2013, 10:54 pm
Well, I guess they just figure women carry everything in their purse. Guys can't use things like that without looking like a tool, so we rely on pockets.

The sad truth.
Potato (Guest) July 5th, 2013, 6:19 pm
@Sol: I just shove everything I might need in my jacket and never let go it, as I am afraid that if I use a purse, it will get stolen or something.

Which is why I hate jackets with tiny or no pockets.
the amazing kankri (Guest) July 5th, 2013, 7:24 pm
I hate fake pockets
Sol July 5th, 2013, 9:44 pm
@Potato: Yeah, I tend to use my jacket a lot for storage myself. But during the hot summer months, it's annoying -_-.

It's also annoying that a lot of "fashionable" jackets have very few pockets.
Guesty (Guest) July 6th, 2013, 5:08 am
Cargo pants are made of pockets!
GriddedKnight July 7th, 2013, 10:26 pm
YES!!!! I just got some shorts and they are SO Cute but all the pockets are sown shut, and i don't want to cut them open for fear that my cute ass shorts will DIE!
Juliano July 8th, 2013, 6:48 pm
All that leather! Do not try to use the pockets, that’s impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth… there is no pockets.
Dan_V.x July 21st, 2013, 11:03 pm
I bought a pair and when I realized about the fake pockets I felt cheated.I always put my money or my cell phone in my pockets, so I ended up not using them.
fai (Guest) March 25th, 2014, 9:24 pm
they might not be fake... Many items of clothing are made with pockets that are sewn closed before shipping, so that the pockets do not gape open unattractively and ruin the lines of the clothing upon the hanger in stores. You are fully expected to use a seam ripper or sewing scissors and cut open the pockets. Before you decry your clothes as having fake pockets, just check to see if you're sposed to rip 'em open first.
Numeria Hellfire May 3rd, 2014, 5:45 pm
Hnnnnnn! eAe I have pants like those! I keep dropping stuff because of it!
Andrea (Guest) November 30th, 2014, 5:56 pm
that guy needs to have been not born.

fake pockets are terrible