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Easter Woes

March 31st, 2013, 10:16 am
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kangel March 31st, 2013, 10:20 am
Happy Easter! :)

I'm just full of solutions. Delicious, tasty solutions.
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Kurona March 31st, 2013, 10:26 am
You can judge how much people love you by how much chocolate you get.

This is why Easter is amazing.
kangel March 31st, 2013, 10:40 am
@Kurona: Does it have to be from other people or does it count if I just bought myself loads?
Kurona March 31st, 2013, 10:55 am
If you bought yourself loads, then that much love is probably equivalent to masturbation.
ShinyHoundoom229 March 31st, 2013, 11:22 am
Just as a question, would eating a sentient chocolate bunny be considered murder?
Yoskichu (Guest) January 30th, 2017, 10:16 am
@ShinyHoundoom229:Does eating meat count as murder?
Kelloe March 31st, 2013, 11:38 am
@ShinyHoundoom229: not if people didn't know it was sentient
raishe March 31st, 2013, 12:13 pm
Oh the thoughts... @Kurona: And if it's on sale, then it's super sweet masturbation.

@Kelloe: Or for that matter alive to begin with and not figment of the insomniatic mind. *<.< >.>*
H0lyhandgrenade March 31st, 2013, 12:13 pm
Tijopi11 March 31st, 2013, 12:41 pm
The story of my life whenever a candy-involving holiday comes around
kangel March 31st, 2013, 2:09 pm
@Kurona: ... awkward
Kurona March 31st, 2013, 2:14 pm
go to your room and think about what you've done young lady
kangel March 31st, 2013, 2:29 pm
@ShinyHoundoom229: No, because it's made from chocolate. Its purpose in life is to be eaten so it will always have a feeling of emptiness and lack of fulfillment til it is eaten, as it the way of all sentient chocolate beings. So it may look like an act of murder at first glance but it's actually a good thing....
ShinyHoundoom229 March 31st, 2013, 5:38 pm
@kangel: So, you're using Kirby's Law of Gluttony to justify the consumption of sentient beings of cocoa seed extract?

Meh, it's more humane than ShinyHoundoom's Law of Burning Kitten Orphanages.
The_mad_one March 31st, 2013, 5:42 pm
@ShinyHoundoom229: Eating live cockroaches isn't considered murder. I'd daresay eating live puppies and kittens wouldn't even be considered murder.

Murder's this legal term for killing people. Animals get "animal cruelty". (Sometimes. No one's ever been sued for killing cockroach.)

Not even sure if sentient food is an animal.
ShinyHoundoom229 March 31st, 2013, 7:47 pm
@The_mad_one: They're cockroaches. Nobody likes them. Even if they were sentient, nobody would treat them right. Because they're cockroaches.

Also, I'm pretty sure they there are some extreme PETA members that would consider sentient food in the shape of animals actual animals and protest the consumption of them in some ridiculous way.

It would be the Cooking Mama fiasco all over again.
Annabeld March 31st, 2013, 9:44 pm
Win-win solution...?
Firecat1311 April 1st, 2013, 9:33 am
@ShinyHoundoom229: People for the Ethical Treatment of Sentient Foods
PETSF will take over this world
numlock111 (Guest) April 3rd, 2013, 11:07 am
@Firecat1311: Not enough vowels for me to swear allegiance