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January 24th, 2013, 4:30 pm
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kangel January 24th, 2013, 4:30 pm
If anyone has any vacancies in any of these jobs I am available for them. I'll be very good at them too.
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shadow7127 January 24th, 2013, 4:41 pm
that last one sounds awesome
The_mad_one January 24th, 2013, 4:46 pm
*bearded guy with magic*

Magical girl
*girl with magic*

Interesting how either is fine.
kangel January 24th, 2013, 4:54 pm
@shadow7127: Get to travel a lot!

@The_mad_one: their magics are different. Also one has a beard as part of the uniform and that makes it the superior job.
MilaMiya January 24th, 2013, 4:55 pm
I like the gremlin one. Makes me remember Johny Bravo and his: "Miss, there is a clown in the wing!" episode...

I want to be a wizard... but I live in a cave (with interwebz?), so Hogwarts cant send me my letter (via hotmail?)...
Scar January 24th, 2013, 4:55 pm

ShinyHoundoom229 January 24th, 2013, 4:55 pm
My dream jobs:

Pokemon Trainer, Pirate King, Green Lantern, Next Incarnation of Link, New God of the Sea, Owner of Gardevior Brothel.
kangel January 24th, 2013, 5:19 pm
@MilaMiya: Haha, I remember that! :D They're both references to a Twilight Zone episode. Hmmm ... if it's to your hotmail it'll probably end up in your junk mail somehow.


@ShinyHoundoom229: Neeeeearly put pokemon trainer on the list.
Eli354 January 24th, 2013, 5:36 pm
O.M.G. I Loved that Last one, I remember the episode so clearly xD

It comes on at my house, and I watch it almost every night.
rmo33 January 24th, 2013, 11:53 pm
No one ever seems to care that those gremlins have terrible working conditions! Why with the high altitudes, lack of insurance, and continuous risk of hypothermia some analysts have estimated it being almost as bad as working at Wal-Mart.
Panzary January 24th, 2013, 11:58 pm
Must say, I like that my actual job is on here ^_^ I am a high schooler who's part time job is puppy dog sitting with my mum, and all I have to do is play with them and wear them out for the day, Livin' the dream
Firecat1311 January 25th, 2013, 9:54 am
@ShinyHoundoom229: >Gardevior brothel
u_queen January 25th, 2013, 1:53 pm
King of the world looks hard, I think I'll g for the gremlin.
ShinyHoundoom229 January 25th, 2013, 5:09 pm
@Firecat1311: You're just jelly cause you didn't think of it first. ~(= u =)~

So, are ya just gonna stand there or are ya gonna order a escort? It's $100 for the night and $300 to keep 'er.
Firecat1311 January 25th, 2013, 8:08 pm
@ShinyHoundoom229: er, um, sorry, I'm not into, uh... bestiality

*Got away safely!*
flying-angel January 25th, 2013, 10:57 pm
I remember that Twilight Zone episode!! I remember watching it and going, "What the heck!? That was dumb!" But it's been haunting my mind ever since so that whenever I get on a plane I write and hide little notes like "It's on the wing!" and "Look out for the creature on the wing!"
eworm January 26th, 2013, 6:40 am
But I don't like pizza...
Oh wait. I'm not an asshole either.
Works for me.
kangel January 28th, 2013, 5:44 pm
@flying-angel: hahahaha! Awesome!

@eworm: I'll get you a burger or ice cream instead.
A person (Guest) February 1st, 2013, 7:15 pm
OMG I literally just watched that scene from The Twilight Zone and saw the last panel o_o
Frostwings February 6th, 2013, 7:30 am
That was the first Twilight Zone episode I ever saw, and I was quite young then. It really freaked me the eff out.
Lanna (Guest) February 24th, 2013, 10:28 pm
@MilaMiya: Tis actually a reference to an old TV show called "The Twilight Zone".
Chloe (Guest) May 26th, 2013, 11:26 pm
Meh So, what wish did you make now huh? If you knew puella magi madoka magica you would get the idea. LOL
Genocider-Serket December 31st, 2013, 3:18 pm
If you want to be a magical girl, avoid doing so by making a contract with a cat-creature named Kyubey. Life will be hard and you will eventually turn into a monster.
Kittycatz22 March 19th, 2014, 8:56 pm
I saw that twilight zone episode for the first time last year.
tyu (Guest) July 15th, 2014, 12:46 am
i get it I understand the last one. Wasn't it from the twilight zone movie or something?
kangel July 15th, 2014, 3:31 pm
@tyu: yeah, Nightmare at 20 000 feet :)
tyu (Guest) July 15th, 2014, 6:47 pm
gremlin @kangel: I loved that part. In my opinion it was hilarious.
silverumbreon (Guest) August 24th, 2014, 11:01 am
My dreams are to be a pokemon trainer or get myself a night fury.
LKWayvern May 22nd, 2015, 6:58 pm
I haven't seen that last one, but my friend has. We make jokes about it all the time.
"Th-there's something
the wing."

My dream job would be supervillian.
RazorD9 August 27th, 2015, 8:25 pm
Huh, the humanitarian in me is opposed to the idea of giving hot life and then eating it, but the chef and sadist wonder if it would taste better. Can also say that all parts of me agrees with your pizza diplomacy platform for world peace.