If anyone has any vacancies in any of these jobs I am available for them. I'll be very good at them too.

that last one sounds awesome

Wizard
*bearded guy with magic*

Magical girl
*girl with magic*

Interesting how either is fine.

@shadow7127: Get to travel a lot!

@The_mad_one: their magics are different. Also one has a beard as part of the uniform and that makes it the superior job.

I like the gremlin one. Makes me remember Johny Bravo and his: "Miss, there is a clown in the wing!" episode...

I want to be a wizard... but I live in a cave (with interwebz?), so Hogwarts cant send me my letter (via hotmail?)...

OOOOH THAT LAST ONE

THAT LAST ONE~

My dream jobs:

Pokemon Trainer, Pirate King, Green Lantern, Next Incarnation of Link, New God of the Sea, Owner of Gardevior Brothel.

@MilaMiya: Haha, I remember that! :D They're both references to a Twilight Zone episode. Hmmm ... if it's to your hotmail it'll probably end up in your junk mail somehow.

@Scar: YESSSSSS

@ShinyHoundoom229: Neeeeearly put pokemon trainer on the list.

O.M.G. I Loved that Last one, I remember the episode so clearly xD

It comes on at my house, and I watch it almost every night.

No one ever seems to care that those gremlins have terrible working conditions! Why with the high altitudes, lack of insurance, and continuous risk of hypothermia some analysts have estimated it being almost as bad as working at Wal-Mart.

Must say, I like that my actual job is on here ^_^ I am a high schooler who's part time job is puppy dog sitting with my mum, and all I have to do is play with them and wear them out for the day, Livin' the dream

@ShinyHoundoom229: >Gardevior brothel
...o-o

King of the world looks hard, I think I'll g for the gremlin.

@Firecat1311: You're just jelly cause you didn't think of it first. ~(= u =)~

So, are ya just gonna stand there or are ya gonna order a escort? It's $100 for the night and $300 to keep 'er.

@ShinyHoundoom229: er, um, sorry, I'm not into, uh... bestiality

*Got away safely!*

I remember that Twilight Zone episode!! I remember watching it and going, "What the heck!? That was dumb!" But it's been haunting my mind ever since so that whenever I get on a plane I write and hide little notes like "It's on the wing!" and "Look out for the creature on the wing!"

But I don't like pizza...
Oh wait. I'm not an asshole either.
Works for me.

@flying-angel: hahahaha! Awesome!

@eworm: I'll get you a burger or ice cream instead.

OMG I literally just watched that scene from The Twilight Zone and saw the last panel o_o

That was the first Twilight Zone episode I ever saw, and I was quite young then. It really freaked me the eff out.

@MilaMiya: Tis actually a reference to an old TV show called "The Twilight Zone".