Dream Jobs

24 Jan 2013 04:30 pm

Author's Comments:

Reply kangel, 24 Jan 2013 04:30 pm

If anyone has any vacancies in any of these jobs I am available for them. I'll be very good at them too.

User's Comments:

Reply shadow7127, 24 Jan 2013 04:41 pm

that last one sounds awesome

Reply The_mad_one, 24 Jan 2013 04:46 pm

*bearded guy with magic*

Magical girl
*girl with magic*

Interesting how either is fine.

Reply kangel, 24 Jan 2013 04:54 pm

@shadow7127: Get to travel a lot!

@The_mad_one: their magics are different. Also one has a beard as part of the uniform and that makes it the superior job.

Reply MilaMiya, 24 Jan 2013 04:55 pm

I like the gremlin one. Makes me remember Johny Bravo and his: "Miss, there is a clown in the wing!" episode...

I want to be a wizard... but I live in a cave (with interwebz?), so Hogwarts cant send me my letter (via hotmail?)...

Reply Scar, 24 Jan 2013 04:55 pm



Reply ShinyHoundoom229, 24 Jan 2013 04:55 pm

My dream jobs:

Pokemon Trainer, Pirate King, Green Lantern, Next Incarnation of Link, New God of the Sea, Owner of Gardevior Brothel.

Reply kangel, 24 Jan 2013 05:19 pm

@MilaMiya: Haha, I remember that! :D They're both references to a Twilight Zone episode. Hmmm ... if it's to your hotmail it'll probably end up in your junk mail somehow.


@ShinyHoundoom229: Neeeeearly put pokemon trainer on the list.

Reply Eli354, 24 Jan 2013 05:36 pm

O.M.G. I Loved that Last one, I remember the episode so clearly xD

It comes on at my house, and I watch it almost every night.

Reply rmo33, 24 Jan 2013 11:53 pm

No one ever seems to care that those gremlins have terrible working conditions! Why with the high altitudes, lack of insurance, and continuous risk of hypothermia some analysts have estimated it being almost as bad as working at Wal-Mart.

Reply Panzary, 24 Jan 2013 11:58 pm

Must say, I like that my actual job is on here ^_^ I am a high schooler who's part time job is puppy dog sitting with my mum, and all I have to do is play with them and wear them out for the day, Livin' the dream

Reply Firecat1311, 25 Jan 2013 09:54 am

@ShinyHoundoom229: >Gardevior brothel

Reply u_queen, 25 Jan 2013 01:53 pm

King of the world looks hard, I think I'll g for the gremlin.

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, 25 Jan 2013 05:09 pm

@Firecat1311: You're just jelly cause you didn't think of it first. ~(= u =)~

So, are ya just gonna stand there or are ya gonna order a escort? It's $100 for the night and $300 to keep 'er.

Reply Firecat1311, 25 Jan 2013 08:08 pm

@ShinyHoundoom229: er, um, sorry, I'm not into, uh... bestiality

*Got away safely!*

Reply flying-angel, 25 Jan 2013 10:57 pm

I remember that Twilight Zone episode!! I remember watching it and going, "What the heck!? That was dumb!" But it's been haunting my mind ever since so that whenever I get on a plane I write and hide little notes like "It's on the wing!" and "Look out for the creature on the wing!"

Reply eworm, 26 Jan 2013 06:40 am

But I don't like pizza...
Oh wait. I'm not an asshole either.
Works for me.

Reply kangel, 28 Jan 2013 05:44 pm

@flying-angel: hahahaha! Awesome!

@eworm: I'll get you a burger or ice cream instead.

Reply A person (Guest), 01 Feb 2013 07:15 pm

OMG I literally just watched that scene from The Twilight Zone and saw the last panel o_o

Reply Frostwings, 06 Feb 2013 07:30 am

That was the first Twilight Zone episode I ever saw, and I was quite young then. It really freaked me the eff out.

Reply Lanna (Guest), 24 Feb 2013 10:28 pm

@MilaMiya: Tis actually a reference to an old TV show called "The Twilight Zone".

Reply Chloe (Guest), 26 May 2013 11:26 pm

Meh So, what wish did you make now huh? If you knew puella magi madoka magica you would get the idea. LOL

Reply Genocider-Serket, 31 Dec 2013 03:18 pm

If you want to be a magical girl, avoid doing so by making a contract with a cat-creature named Kyubey. Life will be hard and you will eventually turn into a monster.

Reply Kittycatz22, 19 Mar 2014 08:56 pm

I saw that twilight zone episode for the first time last year.

Reply tyu (Guest), 15 Jul 2014 12:46 am

i get it I understand the last one. Wasn't it from the twilight zone movie or something?

Reply kangel, 15 Jul 2014 03:31 pm

@tyu: yeah, Nightmare at 20 000 feet :)

Reply tyu (Guest), 15 Jul 2014 06:47 pm

gremlin @kangel: I loved that part. In my opinion it was hilarious.

Reply silverumbreon (Guest), 24 Aug 2014 11:01 am

My dreams are to be a pokemon trainer or get myself a night fury.

Reply LKWayvern, 22 May 2015 06:58 pm

I haven't seen that last one, but my friend has. We make jokes about it all the time.
"Th-there's something
the wing."

My dream job would be supervillian.

Reply RazorD9, 27 Aug 2015 08:25 pm

Huh, the humanitarian in me is opposed to the idea of giving hot life and then eating it, but the chef and sadist wonder if it would taste better. Can also say that all parts of me agrees with your pizza diplomacy platform for world peace.

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