I made this last year but never uploaded it here and then decided I'd wait 'til Christmas to put it up and, after asking my sister, I deemed it wasn't too early for Christmas things (not that that's mattered before.... :I). Tum te tum.
It's around this time of year Santa starts checking who's been nice and who's been naughty.

Give him a cool mountain bike as punishment. Just to make him suffer a bit.

That epic TROLL! XD

Give him a jack-in-the-box that will punch him in the face with a fist made out of coal. That'll teach the little smartass.

And it's good to see Demonic Background Kitty is showing his Christmas spirit!

Give him a black pebble instead of coal. That'll show the little ass.

"Hmm... challenge accepted.."

And now Billy gonna get a Deer dung in his sock...

Look, the imaginary cat now have christmas gear, I must stop eating expired yogurt ><

Loaded spring mousetrap in his stocking, 'nuff said~

I'd love some coal! You can set stuff on fire with it.

Antimatter!

i saw this on tumblr!

A (tax-free) new car

Billy...is my hero now.

Put coal under the tree. The letter said he wanted coal in his stocking.

he's really there? @ShinyHoundoom229: I thought only I could see him...

Truly a major conundrum Santa!

On one hand, he could be telling the truth and you give him an actual gift, but then he could be lying and you fall for his trap.
On the other hand you could give him the coal and he IS trying to trick you, but then he could be telling the truth and you'd be giving him EXACTLY what he wanted.

Choose carefully Nick, choose carefully...

Stuff all his socks, pants and shirts with coal.

Loads of coal.

Loads and loads of coal.

Snakes, give him poisonous, hungry snakes....

Give him a baby! then he will regret being such a little shit :p
babies are hard.

Reindeer shit it is, then.

Quite a test Nick... it's a test to determine whether or not he's fit to be named "Santa" or if he needs to be taken over by someone else.
Awww the creepy cat is Christmas clothed! (say that 5 times fast...)

He could give him lots of roach eggs. Lots and lots of roach eggs...

I have a solution. Give him a box of tissues.

Christmas Conundrum Thats a clever Billy!!

Hmm..... NOW WHAT TO GIVE TO BILLY?

and santa explodes

Set his stocking on fire. That will deliver a message.

congrats you get nothing for christmas