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Twilight - a summary

November 20th, 2012, 4:49 pm
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kangel November 20th, 2012, 4:49 pm
Since the last Twilight film has come out and it is all wrapped up in a sparkly, vampire package, here's a summary of what happened in case you missed something or forgot.
I'm going to be honest, I'm not completely sure what exactly happens in Twilight :I I've seen the film where Edward eats the baby out of Bella and she gives the baby that ridiculous name. The scene between Jacob and baby was one of the creepiest things I've ever watched.

Yep.
Yeeeep.

I hope you like it anyways.
(°◇°;)
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.:AuraX:. November 20th, 2012, 4:53 pm
You know, for a summary, that was pretty long.
AdamBombTV (Guest) November 20th, 2012, 5:01 pm
@kangel: I will never watch the movie, but I have to know, how Pedo was Jacob to Renesmeaheyhayhey?
loli4laif (Guest) October 28th, 2015, 1:45 pm
not at all @AdamBombTV: it's not pedophilia if they're not real. it's lolicon.
kangel November 20th, 2012, 5:08 pm
@.:AuraX:.: Hahaha! :D Yeah ._. Yeah it is.
@AdamBombTV: From what I remember he came in the room, their eyes met and then their life together flashed by (I think). Then Jacob fell to his knees.
wilderulz November 20th, 2012, 5:16 pm
lol, Team me... Pretty much.
Yu Suzukei November 20th, 2012, 5:57 pm
Edward is a cat? ... oh
ShinyHoundoom229 November 20th, 2012, 6:37 pm
Let's see. We've got a sparkling vampire who acts like a cat and doesn't suck blood, a pedophile werewolf who's always half-naked, and a spoiled brat who single-handedly started a war because she wanted to feel special.

This is why I'm on Team Belmont: The blood-thirsty monsters we kill have dignity.
And wear clothes. (For the most part)
And aren't physically attracted to babies.
And THEY DON'T FUCKING SPARKLE.
Outsider (Guest) November 20th, 2012, 7:57 pm
yay Twilight is a story about a girl divided between necrophilia and zoophilia but in the end there is some pedophilia
LeifIsAUnicorn November 20th, 2012, 10:00 pm
↑ lol

I love the panel where Edweird is using Bella as a weapon.
Takai November 20th, 2012, 10:18 pm
Eww~
Nostraa November 20th, 2012, 10:46 pm
Hahaha wow. I had to keep my hand fused to my mouth to prevent me from waking up the family. AH man I am bookmarking this one.
EternalNyappy November 21st, 2012, 8:18 am
I saw the first two movies, but then shit got so weird that I just can't understand why teenage girls like this. I think the plot is so gross :D I'm ok with "teenage vampire love"-consept, but this marriage, baby and Jacob+their baby.....like what the actual fuck. thanks for telling me how the REAL plot ends with the evil vampires. I'm in "Team the guy who almost hit Bella with a car" or "Team Bella's father"
Juanimator (Guest) November 21st, 2012, 10:09 am
BAMF! BAMF! XD

Too funny!
Lee Byul (Guest) November 21st, 2012, 10:23 am
Oh dear God, I snort-laughed so hard, my sinuses are now lodged in my lungs. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Edd (Guest) November 22nd, 2012, 1:13 am
I love how this summary skips all of movie #2 or #3 (from what I remember). It really was that huge a waste of time.

And the last fight scene didn't even happen. Blarg.
megami23 November 22nd, 2012, 6:47 pm
AHAHA omg xD I love your comics, I love how they're so sharp and witty and... really just cute xD
And that summary is pretty accurate! The irony of the sparkly edward with the "It's a warning" omg I love you xD
NonFan (Guest) November 23rd, 2012, 2:31 am
Flaw! Jacob and his brethren are NOT werewolves, they are people who shapeshift into wolves.
It says so in the book.
-NonFan
Epic! (Guest) November 23rd, 2012, 4:42 am
EPIC! Hahahahhaha, this it the funniest thing I've seen for a loooooooooooong time. HAHAHAHHA :DDDD
Epic (Guest) November 23rd, 2012, 4:47 am
EPIC! I saw this post ot 9gag and I really laught, you are REALLY funny and have a great ideas. It's simply EPIC :D :D :D KEEP GOING! (BOW)
Amante November 23rd, 2012, 7:12 am
http://9gag.com/gag/5901966

Wow, I keep coming across all of your stuff all over 9gag. You're getting awesomely famous! :D
CatsAreFluffy (Guest) November 23rd, 2012, 9:10 am
Why, there's a cat... I've browsed through the majourity of your comics, and the one thing I notice on the loading screen, is a cat... Just sliding down with its claws shanked in. Now I must ask, why?
Ikusawa (Guest) November 24th, 2012, 2:50 am
dude.. the bad guy had his head ripped off, but it was only just a vision~~
Guest November 24th, 2012, 6:22 am
@kangel: the summary is so good....but the pictures are so bad.....you draw so badly
Scar November 24th, 2012, 9:24 pm
@Guest: I happen to very much like her art style.

But to each their own I guess.
AoKise hardcore fan lol (Guest) November 25th, 2012, 1:15 am
Being random I guess @megami23: just gonna say that I feel blessed to see AoKise picture in the middle of the comment sea XD
Guest November 25th, 2012, 2:04 am
oh my god "that's a sexy baby" that will forever be my favorite line.
sparklingHate (Guest) November 25th, 2012, 2:24 am
Problem! One panel has Bella distinctly smiling!
The_runner_;) (Guest) November 25th, 2012, 11:06 am
LOL Lol I just recently found these comics (this morning) and I've been reading them nonstop :D they're awesome!!!!
kangel November 25th, 2012, 4:38 pm
@CatsAreFluffy: What cat? There's no cat ... :I
MetaFawful November 25th, 2012, 8:20 pm
@kangel: That cat right there.
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You see, to the right of the comment boxes?
Charlotte057 November 26th, 2012, 4:01 pm
heh... hee... hee hee :3 ha... heh ha ha! ha ha ha ha! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! cough cough ok now im done
Trick (Guest) November 26th, 2012, 8:55 pm
You have no idea how much I laugh with this... Best thing I've ever seen in a while...
theangel:P November 27th, 2012, 10:12 am
@kangel: Your comics are AWESOME. Love the twilight one. Except she's smiling in a picture... aw cute cat!!
kiwi (Guest) November 27th, 2012, 5:06 pm
@kangel: i didnt watch TWILIGHT :(
?????????????? (Guest) November 27th, 2012, 5:11 pm
@Charlotte057: Problem! One panel has Bella distinctly smiling! Wait...... is that a good thing?? :D
Charlotte057 November 27th, 2012, 5:50 pm
whut idk @ ??????????????????????
ServantofCygnus December 9th, 2012, 11:50 am
@ShinyHoundoom229: AND THEY WANTED THAT BITCH VICTORIA TO BURN IN PAINFUL FIRE.
AND SHE DID IN MOVIE THREE.
HAPPINESS.
Dacana December 14th, 2012, 2:58 pm
@ShinyHoundoom229: You, my sir/lady/alien/whatever, are amazing.
ShinyHoundoom229 December 15th, 2012, 10:26 am
@Dacana: Oh, stop it you~♥
Nic (Guest) January 6th, 2013, 3:52 am
Yeaaah, Jacob is such a pedo. Also, beastiality .-.
FireIceLighting January 29th, 2013, 4:55 pm
I am Team Abraham.
You know, Abraham van Helsing.
The famous vampire slayer.
Rogue Android (Guest) February 9th, 2013, 10:17 pm
That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. And one of the most accurate. This is better than a movie review...
Annab1119 February 17th, 2013, 1:04 pm
super friggin funny. thats the movie summary right? cus in the book theyre all like 'prepare to die!' and then you know what happens? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. they shake hands and leave.
Mika (Guest) May 12th, 2013, 1:43 am
Holy crap I guess I really did need a refresher course. I read all the books before the movies came out, then grew bored immediately following the movie release. Yup. Still as weird as I remember it. And hilarious. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED THAT ROBERT PATTINSON HAS THE WEIRDEST NIPPLES EVER IN THE SECOND MOVIE WHAT.
Annabeld June 27th, 2013, 2:41 pm
Laughing so hard. SO HARD.
thescareecrow (Guest) August 10th, 2013, 8:03 am
ohmyactualfuckinggod this is the best thing ever I am laughing so hard and I can't breathe and my parents is just giving me weird looksIFUCKINGLOVEIT
Logic (Guest) September 16th, 2013, 12:36 pm
@NonFan: You do realize that old werewolves would shapeshift when the moon was out they shapeshift whenever but they still shapeshift
human (Guest) December 26th, 2013, 4:02 pm
the baby was a boy in the movie...
CillaRocks (Guest) December 29th, 2013, 8:17 pm
@AdamBombTV: It's called imprinting, a.k.a love at first sight. Its not very Pedo-y. He knows she's too young for anything at the moment
Charlotte057 April 11th, 2014, 7:57 pm
THIS IS GOLD.
Cutic105 July 16th, 2014, 7:53 pm
Lmao omg I died xD and came back ;3 *ba-dum-tisk*
LKWayvern May 22nd, 2015, 6:37 pm
That was absolutely hilarious.
And this is why I like the Parasol Protectorate way better than Twilight. Scottish werewolves in steampunk-ified Victorian London FOR THE WIN
@pr1L February 21st, 2016, 6:25 pm
This is probably my most favorite comic ever.