Since the last Twilight film has come out and it is all wrapped up in a sparkly, vampire package, here's a summary of what happened in case you missed something or forgot.
I'm going to be honest, I'm not completely sure what exactly happens in Twilight :I I've seen the film where Edward eats the baby out of Bella and she gives the baby that ridiculous name. The scene between Jacob and baby was one of the creepiest things I've ever watched.

Yep.
Yeeeep.

I hope you like it anyways.
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You know, for a summary, that was pretty long.

@kangel: I will never watch the movie, but I have to know, how Pedo was Jacob to Renesmeaheyhayhey?

@.:AuraX:.: Hahaha! :D Yeah ._. Yeah it is.
@AdamBombTV: From what I remember he came in the room, their eyes met and then their life together flashed by (I think). Then Jacob fell to his knees.

lol, Team me... Pretty much.

Edward is a cat? ... oh

Let's see. We've got a sparkling vampire who acts like a cat and doesn't suck blood, a pedophile werewolf who's always half-naked, and a spoiled brat who single-handedly started a war because she wanted to feel special.

This is why I'm on Team Belmont: The blood-thirsty monsters we kill have dignity.
And wear clothes. (For the most part)
And aren't physically attracted to babies.
And THEY DON'T FUCKING SPARKLE.

yay Twilight is a story about a girl divided between necrophilia and zoophilia but in the end there is some pedophilia

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I love the panel where Edweird is using Bella as a weapon.

Eww~

Hahaha wow. I had to keep my hand fused to my mouth to prevent me from waking up the family. AH man I am bookmarking this one.

I saw the first two movies, but then shit got so weird that I just can't understand why teenage girls like this. I think the plot is so gross :D I'm ok with "teenage vampire love"-consept, but this marriage, baby and Jacob+their baby.....like what the actual fuck. thanks for telling me how the REAL plot ends with the evil vampires. I'm in "Team the guy who almost hit Bella with a car" or "Team Bella's father"

BAMF! BAMF! XD

Too funny!

Oh dear God, I snort-laughed so hard, my sinuses are now lodged in my lungs. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

I love how this summary skips all of movie #2 or #3 (from what I remember). It really was that huge a waste of time.

And the last fight scene didn't even happen. Blarg.

AHAHA omg xD I love your comics, I love how they're so sharp and witty and... really just cute xD
And that summary is pretty accurate! The irony of the sparkly edward with the "It's a warning" omg I love you xD

Flaw! Jacob and his brethren are NOT werewolves, they are people who shapeshift into wolves.
It says so in the book.
-NonFan

EPIC! Hahahahhaha, this it the funniest thing I've seen for a loooooooooooong time. HAHAHAHHA :DDDD

EPIC! I saw this post ot 9gag and I really laught, you are REALLY funny and have a great ideas. It's simply EPIC :D :D :D KEEP GOING! (BOW)

http://9gag.com/gag/5901966

Wow, I keep coming across all of your stuff all over 9gag. You're getting awesomely famous! :D

Why, there's a cat... I've browsed through the majourity of your comics, and the one thing I notice on the loading screen, is a cat... Just sliding down with its claws shanked in. Now I must ask, why?

dude.. the bad guy had his head ripped off, but it was only just a vision~~

@kangel: the summary is so good....but the pictures are so bad.....you draw so badly

@Guest: I happen to very much like her art style.

But to each their own I guess.

Being random I guess @megami23: just gonna say that I feel blessed to see AoKise picture in the middle of the comment sea XD

oh my god "that's a sexy baby" that will forever be my favorite line.

Problem! One panel has Bella distinctly smiling!

LOL Lol I just recently found these comics (this morning) and I've been reading them nonstop :D they're awesome!!!!

@CatsAreFluffy: What cat? There's no cat ... :I

@kangel: That cat right there.
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You have no idea how much I laugh with this... Best thing I've ever seen in a while...

Thank god now I don't have to see the movies to know they're gay

@kangel: Your comics are AWESOME. Love the twilight one. Except she's smiling in a picture... aw cute cat!!

@kangel: i didnt watch TWILIGHT :(

@Charlotte057: Problem! One panel has Bella distinctly smiling! Wait...... is that a good thing?? :D

whut idk @ ??????????????????????

@ShinyHoundoom229: AND THEY WANTED THAT BITCH VICTORIA TO BURN IN PAINFUL FIRE.
AND SHE DID IN MOVIE THREE.
HAPPINESS.

@ShinyHoundoom229: You, my sir/lady/alien/whatever, are amazing.

@Dacana: Oh, stop it you~♥

Yeaaah, Jacob is such a pedo. Also, beastiality .-.

I am Team Abraham.
You know, Abraham van Helsing.
The famous vampire slayer.

That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. And one of the most accurate. This is better than a movie review...

super friggin funny. thats the movie summary right? cus in the book theyre all like 'prepare to die!' and then you know what happens? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. they shake hands and leave.

Holy crap I guess I really did need a refresher course. I read all the books before the movies came out, then grew bored immediately following the movie release. Yup. Still as weird as I remember it. And hilarious. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED THAT ROBERT PATTINSON HAS THE WEIRDEST NIPPLES EVER IN THE SECOND MOVIE WHAT.