Twilight - a summary

20 Nov 2012 04:49 pm

Author's Comments:

Reply kangel, 20 Nov 2012 04:49 pm

Since the last Twilight film has come out and it is all wrapped up in a sparkly, vampire package, here's a summary of what happened in case you missed something or forgot.
I'm going to be honest, I'm not completely sure what exactly happens in Twilight :I I've seen the film where Edward eats the baby out of Bella and she gives the baby that ridiculous name. The scene between Jacob and baby was one of the creepiest things I've ever watched.


I hope you like it anyways.

User's Comments:

Reply .:AuraX:., 20 Nov 2012 04:53 pm

You know, for a summary, that was pretty long.

Reply AdamBombTV (Guest), 20 Nov 2012 05:01 pm

@kangel: I will never watch the movie, but I have to know, how Pedo was Jacob to Renesmeaheyhayhey?

Reply kangel, 20 Nov 2012 05:08 pm

@.:AuraX:.: Hahaha! :D Yeah ._. Yeah it is.
@AdamBombTV: From what I remember he came in the room, their eyes met and then their life together flashed by (I think). Then Jacob fell to his knees.

Reply wilderulz, 20 Nov 2012 05:16 pm

lol, Team me... Pretty much.

Reply Yu Suzukei, 20 Nov 2012 05:57 pm

Edward is a cat? ... oh

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, 20 Nov 2012 06:37 pm

Let's see. We've got a sparkling vampire who acts like a cat and doesn't suck blood, a pedophile werewolf who's always half-naked, and a spoiled brat who single-handedly started a war because she wanted to feel special.

This is why I'm on Team Belmont: The blood-thirsty monsters we kill have dignity.
And wear clothes. (For the most part)
And aren't physically attracted to babies.

Reply Outsider (Guest), 20 Nov 2012 07:57 pm

yay Twilight is a story about a girl divided between necrophilia and zoophilia but in the end there is some pedophilia

Reply LeifIsAUnicorn, 20 Nov 2012 10:00 pm

↑ lol

I love the panel where Edweird is using Bella as a weapon.

Reply Takai, 20 Nov 2012 10:18 pm


Reply Nostraa, 20 Nov 2012 10:46 pm

Hahaha wow. I had to keep my hand fused to my mouth to prevent me from waking up the family. AH man I am bookmarking this one.

Reply EternalNyappy, 21 Nov 2012 08:18 am

I saw the first two movies, but then shit got so weird that I just can't understand why teenage girls like this. I think the plot is so gross :D I'm ok with "teenage vampire love"-consept, but this marriage, baby and Jacob+their what the actual fuck. thanks for telling me how the REAL plot ends with the evil vampires. I'm in "Team the guy who almost hit Bella with a car" or "Team Bella's father"

Reply Juanimator (Guest), 21 Nov 2012 10:09 am


Too funny!

Reply Lee Byul (Guest), 21 Nov 2012 10:23 am

Oh dear God, I snort-laughed so hard, my sinuses are now lodged in my lungs. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Reply Edd (Guest), 22 Nov 2012 01:13 am

I love how this summary skips all of movie #2 or #3 (from what I remember). It really was that huge a waste of time.

And the last fight scene didn't even happen. Blarg.

Reply megami23, 22 Nov 2012 06:47 pm

AHAHA omg xD I love your comics, I love how they're so sharp and witty and... really just cute xD
And that summary is pretty accurate! The irony of the sparkly edward with the "It's a warning" omg I love you xD

Reply NonFan (Guest), 23 Nov 2012 02:31 am

Flaw! Jacob and his brethren are NOT werewolves, they are people who shapeshift into wolves.
It says so in the book.

Reply Epic! (Guest), 23 Nov 2012 04:42 am

EPIC! Hahahahhaha, this it the funniest thing I've seen for a loooooooooooong time. HAHAHAHHA :DDDD

Reply Epic (Guest), 23 Nov 2012 04:47 am

EPIC! I saw this post ot 9gag and I really laught, you are REALLY funny and have a great ideas. It's simply EPIC :D :D :D KEEP GOING! (BOW)

Reply Amante, 23 Nov 2012 07:12 am

Wow, I keep coming across all of your stuff all over 9gag. You're getting awesomely famous! :D

Reply CatsAreFluffy (Guest), 23 Nov 2012 09:10 am

Why, there's a cat... I've browsed through the majourity of your comics, and the one thing I notice on the loading screen, is a cat... Just sliding down with its claws shanked in. Now I must ask, why?

Reply Ikusawa (Guest), 24 Nov 2012 02:50 am

dude.. the bad guy had his head ripped off, but it was only just a vision~~

Reply Guest, 24 Nov 2012 06:22 am

@kangel: the summary is so good....but the pictures are so draw so badly

Reply Scar, 24 Nov 2012 09:24 pm

@Guest: I happen to very much like her art style.

But to each their own I guess.

Reply AoKise hardcore fan lol (Guest), 25 Nov 2012 01:15 am

Being random I guess @megami23: just gonna say that I feel blessed to see AoKise picture in the middle of the comment sea XD

Reply Guest, 25 Nov 2012 02:04 am

oh my god "that's a sexy baby" that will forever be my favorite line.

Reply sparklingHate (Guest), 25 Nov 2012 02:24 am

Problem! One panel has Bella distinctly smiling!

Reply The_runner_;) (Guest), 25 Nov 2012 11:06 am

LOL Lol I just recently found these comics (this morning) and I've been reading them nonstop :D they're awesome!!!!

Reply kangel, 25 Nov 2012 04:38 pm

@CatsAreFluffy: What cat? There's no cat ... :I

Reply MetaFawful, 25 Nov 2012 08:20 pm

@kangel: That cat right there.
You see, to the right of the comment boxes?

Reply Charlotte057, 26 Nov 2012 04:01 pm

heh... hee... hee hee :3 ha... heh ha ha! ha ha ha ha! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! cough cough ok now im done

Reply Trick (Guest), 26 Nov 2012 08:55 pm

You have no idea how much I laugh with this... Best thing I've ever seen in a while...

Reply theangel:P, 27 Nov 2012 10:12 am

@kangel: Your comics are AWESOME. Love the twilight one. Except she's smiling in a picture... aw cute cat!!

Reply kiwi (Guest), 27 Nov 2012 05:06 pm

@kangel: i didnt watch TWILIGHT :(

Reply ?????????????? (Guest), 27 Nov 2012 05:11 pm

@Charlotte057: Problem! One panel has Bella distinctly smiling! Wait...... is that a good thing?? :D

Reply Charlotte057, 27 Nov 2012 05:50 pm

whut idk @ ??????????????????????

Reply ServantofCygnus, 09 Dec 2012 11:50 am


Reply Dacana, 14 Dec 2012 02:58 pm

@ShinyHoundoom229: You, my sir/lady/alien/whatever, are amazing.

Reply ShinyHoundoom229, 15 Dec 2012 10:26 am

@Dacana: Oh, stop it you~♥

Reply Nic (Guest), 06 Jan 2013 03:52 am

Yeaaah, Jacob is such a pedo. Also, beastiality .-.

Reply FireIceLighting, 29 Jan 2013 04:55 pm

I am Team Abraham.
You know, Abraham van Helsing.
The famous vampire slayer.

Reply Rogue Android (Guest), 09 Feb 2013 10:17 pm

That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. And one of the most accurate. This is better than a movie review...

Reply Annab1119, 17 Feb 2013 01:04 pm

super friggin funny. thats the movie summary right? cus in the book theyre all like 'prepare to die!' and then you know what happens? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. they shake hands and leave.

Reply Mika (Guest), 12 May 2013 01:43 am

Holy crap I guess I really did need a refresher course. I read all the books before the movies came out, then grew bored immediately following the movie release. Yup. Still as weird as I remember it. And hilarious. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED THAT ROBERT PATTINSON HAS THE WEIRDEST NIPPLES EVER IN THE SECOND MOVIE WHAT.

Reply Annabeld, 27 Jun 2013 02:41 pm

Laughing so hard. SO HARD.

Reply thescareecrow (Guest), 10 Aug 2013 08:03 am

ohmyactualfuckinggod this is the best thing ever I am laughing so hard and I can't breathe and my parents is just giving me weird looksIFUCKINGLOVEIT

Reply Logic (Guest), 16 Sep 2013 12:36 pm

@NonFan: You do realize that old werewolves would shapeshift when the moon was out they shapeshift whenever but they still shapeshift

Reply human (Guest), 26 Dec 2013 04:02 pm

the baby was a boy in the movie...

Reply CillaRocks (Guest), 29 Dec 2013 08:17 pm

@AdamBombTV: It's called imprinting, a.k.a love at first sight. Its not very Pedo-y. He knows she's too young for anything at the moment

Reply Charlotte057, 11 Apr 2014 07:57 pm


Reply Cutic105, 16 Jul 2014 07:53 pm

Lmao omg I died xD and came back ;3 *ba-dum-tisk*

Reply LKWayvern, 22 May 2015 06:37 pm

That was absolutely hilarious.
And this is why I like the Parasol Protectorate way better than Twilight. Scottish werewolves in steampunk-ified Victorian London FOR THE WIN

Reply loli4laif (Guest), 28 Oct 2015 01:45 pm

not at all @AdamBombTV: it's not pedophilia if they're not real. it's lolicon.

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