You shook me to the core! I fucking Hate birds and they scare the shit out of me.... I would be the first to be killed off by the future pigeons, they already go after me now... I wonder what there poops would be like?
Idea
if you want any more comic ideas about animals, how about when you haven't taken a shower in days and you start to smell real ripe, and you are about to take a shower, but then you dog or mainly cat comes up to you and stiffs there face into your smelly armpit, and falls asleep purring... making you want to be smelly just for them...... even if it is slowly chocking you with how bad you smell.
@Chippity: Yes, only more violent.
@RedJac: If the chickens are anything like the evil ones from courage the cowardly dog, chicken apocalypse is much worse D:
@Sol: It was luring you into a false sense of security ....
@avaz40: Haha thanks :D
@TehBlue: .... only time will tell.
@GriddedKnight: They would poop lava and death. The not showering thing is my life. It's how I always get a seat to myself on the bus.
@Yoowl: I've seen them fluff up when they're trying to mate ... they may be coming onto you.
wow. i..never thought about it like that. wat a downward spiral this species can take! i was actually attacked by a pigeon last month. no lie! i was walking my dog with my boyfriend down the street, and all of a sudden this pigeon is in front of us, flying at our eye level and getting closer and closer. the dog didn't notice, but my boyfriend was trying to shoo it away when it suddenly came at me! i ran away and the thing followed me! i could feel it on my back! when my boyfriend shooed it away, it landed on the ground nearby and my dog went for it, finally scaring it off. scary shit man!! O_O but we figured out later that it was probably going for the shiny sequins on my shirt....so..i can definitely see this happening. lol