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The Future Pigeon

September 24th, 2012, 4:14 pm
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kangel September 24th, 2012, 4:14 pm
Sometimes I write things and sometimes those things are about pigeons....
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.:AuraX:. September 24th, 2012, 4:25 pm
I want one.
kangel September 24th, 2012, 4:29 pm
@.:AuraX:.: When they evolve we will be overrun with them and you can have as many as you like. It will be a good day.
.:AuraX:. September 24th, 2012, 4:30 pm
@kangel:
Yay!

I'm calling mine Nigel!
ISpamYou September 24th, 2012, 4:34 pm
What the hell have you been smoking, girl? xD
kangel September 24th, 2012, 4:46 pm
@.:AuraX:.: Nigel is a good name for one!
@ISpamYou: Imagine what it'd be like if I WAS smoking something .... :|
Chippity September 24th, 2012, 4:50 pm
Sounds like the future pigeons are miniature versions of the t-rex XD
RedJac September 24th, 2012, 5:05 pm
Dear God...this is WAY WORSE then my belief about the 'Chicken Apocalypse'. This is just brutal...

I LIEK IT!
Sol September 24th, 2012, 5:29 pm
Makes sense to me. Reminds me of when I thought a Pigeon was hurt because no matter what I did, it wouldn't fly away.
TehBlue September 24th, 2012, 6:01 pm
so the birds are de-evolutionizing back into dinosaurs?
GriddedKnight September 24th, 2012, 9:48 pm
You shook me to the core! I fucking Hate birds and they scare the shit out of me.... I would be the first to be killed off by the future pigeons, they already go after me now... I wonder what there poops would be like?
GriddedKnight September 24th, 2012, 9:52 pm
Idea if you want any more comic ideas about animals, how about when you haven't taken a shower in days and you start to smell real ripe, and you are about to take a shower, but then you dog or mainly cat comes up to you and stiffs there face into your smelly armpit, and falls asleep purring... making you want to be smelly just for them...... even if it is slowly chocking you with how bad you smell.
Yoowl September 25th, 2012, 1:44 am
I almost see it more likely that the pigeons will grow overweight instead. xD . I've seen a bunch of fat ones around lately. :b
kangel September 25th, 2012, 6:39 am
@Chippity: Yes, only more violent.
@RedJac: If the chickens are anything like the evil ones from courage the cowardly dog, chicken apocalypse is much worse D:
@Sol: It was luring you into a false sense of security ....
@avaz40: Haha thanks :D
@TehBlue: .... only time will tell.
@GriddedKnight: They would poop lava and death. The not showering thing is my life. It's how I always get a seat to myself on the bus.
@Yoowl: I've seen them fluff up when they're trying to mate ... they may be coming onto you.
MEEP GOD September 25th, 2012, 1:08 pm
Okay then, I'll just update my shopping list now...

-shotgun
-knife
-padded clothing
-biker helmet
-raw meat
-fly paper
-sunglasses
-bandana
-Pigeon Apocalypse catchphrases
necrolichmon September 25th, 2012, 4:32 pm
when that happens, i dont want to live on this planet anymore.
SomiJuli September 28th, 2012, 8:54 am
wow. i..never thought about it like that. wat a downward spiral this species can take! i was actually attacked by a pigeon last month. no lie! i was walking my dog with my boyfriend down the street, and all of a sudden this pigeon is in front of us, flying at our eye level and getting closer and closer. the dog didn't notice, but my boyfriend was trying to shoo it away when it suddenly came at me! i ran away and the thing followed me! i could feel it on my back! when my boyfriend shooed it away, it landed on the ground nearby and my dog went for it, finally scaring it off. scary shit man!! O_O but we figured out later that it was probably going for the shiny sequins on my shirt....so..i can definitely see this happening. lol
The Blaziken September 30th, 2012, 12:00 am
eh, im not worried They have veiny legs, we have explosives, land mines, and grenades (not to mention guns and nukes, oh wait i just did >:D)
PeanutButter (Guest) November 24th, 2012, 4:20 pm
The Birds Now I know this film predicted the apocalypse...
kurotsukineko January 14th, 2013, 3:58 am
This reminds me of... Hatoful Boyfriend :3
kangel January 14th, 2013, 5:19 pm
@kurotsukineko: That's a beautiful thing that is.
JJmyster22 January 28th, 2013, 4:18 pm
This is the stuff of nightmares. . . You horrible person D:
kangel January 28th, 2013, 5:42 pm
@JJmyster22: It is kindness disguised as cruelty. When the time comes, you can refer to this and it might help you.
JJmyster22 January 28th, 2013, 11:30 pm
@kangel: Ah. An. . . Optimistic side. I see then.
blueyoshicool April 28th, 2013, 10:23 am
@GriddedKnight: their poop will be like time-bombs
Cat lover (Guest) April 27th, 2014, 2:10 pm
Evolution is NOT real
Andrea (Guest) November 30th, 2014, 5:30 pm
...scaring me...
Meh (Guest) September 1st, 2015, 7:49 pm
Really? Do you guys really believe in evolution? Because if so I would be happy to tell you about my beliefs of you would like!
eekee August 2nd, 2018, 4:21 pm
Chickens are half-way down this road. Some of them even have teeth, but that's still rare. So, yeah, seems likely. ... XD